Brute Horsie T-shirt PRE-ORDER

The legendary Brute Horse limited edition T-shirt — the exact replica we wore while charming publishers and intimidating investors. Now available for pre-order*, before it gallops off into collector obscurity!

Wear it proudly now — or hunt it down later on eBay for quadruple the price and a suspicious coffee stain.

100% cotton

*No horses will be harmed and investors bribed during production

Want to feel important without doing the work? Grab the DEV* team tee and pretend you helped make BRUTE HORSE. This is a very limited stock featuring unlimited delusion.

Beige, gender-free, Black logo of the game printed on high-quality cotton. Yellow patch doesn’t really go well with the beige but provides authenticity. People will ask questions and you’ll have all the stories.

100% Cotton
0% Horsehair
100% Fake team member

*Comes with a random in-game bug story only team members know of.

support our studio

By buying our merch you make sure our little independent studio stays alive. You also get to wear cool stuff we draw and create.

More coming soon!

  • We print in small batches and only using highest quality cotton materials and colors. The merch we create are the shirts we would want to wear.

  • We are a small studio and maybe our packages will be a bit slower, but we will give our best to have all the stock orders sent on the same week. We deliver inside EU for now, but if you truly want to have it somewhere else, please write and we will see what we can do.

    All the pre-orders will be shipped once we have it prepared. thank you understanding and now go and spend some hard-earned money.

  • You are considering pre-ordering stuff? Thank you very much. You are a true supporter of our studio.
    Pre-orders are pre for a reason. We do not have them in stock now, but soon. Thank you for the support.

  • T-shirt sizes are regular EU sizes. For example if you wear M, please order M. Long sleeve Brute Horse bomber is a bit smaller and we suggest you to buy a size bigger. It is a great fit and you will not be disappointed.